“Did you say ‘hold me’?”
—Vince Noir
“It’s a man corset—helps keep your bangers in check.”
—Lester Corncrake
“Ahh! I am the angry crab of trapped wind!”
—Howard Moon
“Who are you, Zorro on gay night?”
—Bob Fossil
“You bitch. I thought you were dying!”
—Howard Moon
“What are you, a kit? Am I going to have to assemble this Kinder egg and take him with me?”
—Saboo
“I’m tryna look like a nana who was quite saucy in the fifties. Glamour Nana!”
—Vince Noir
“I’s in no way related to you, boy! You’s is ugerly-bugerly.”
—Howling Jimmy Jefferson
“The man’s an arse! He’s really boring. He won’t stop talking about Sartre.” —Howard Moon
“Security! We’ve got an intruder in the Brain Room. Yeah, big man, small eyes. Thankyou!”
—Secretary in Vince’s Brain
